This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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