It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Sext me about skeletons
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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