they're like a gay fantastic four
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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