Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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