I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
do nipples grow back?
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