Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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