thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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