I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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