How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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