According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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