Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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