id be glad to
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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