question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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