What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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