it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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