erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
