why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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