The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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