Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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