Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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