Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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