It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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