...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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