absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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