I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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