they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My vagina is very pro this idea
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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