Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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