champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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