you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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