my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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