i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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