I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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