No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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