he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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