She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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