i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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