On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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