Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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