You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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