worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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