doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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