Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Randomize
