The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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