Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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