it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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