i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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