What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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