You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Randomize
