i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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