just come out here and I will go home with you...
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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